we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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