At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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