so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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