some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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