if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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