just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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