Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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