Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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