i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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