The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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