grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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