I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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