Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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