It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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