I'm drive I can fine osifer
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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