BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
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