I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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