I'm going to jail i love you
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
