Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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