Apparently you make a good broom.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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