i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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