There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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