also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize