One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I queefed so loud it echoed.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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