I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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