she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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