he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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