i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My bed smells like the plague
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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