Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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