Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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