In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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