im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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