Dual....:-)
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
why is half of my head shaved?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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