I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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