You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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