I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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