"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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