My brain says no but my pants say off.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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