They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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