you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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