i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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