I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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