Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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