Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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