it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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