I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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