I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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