So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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