And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
third nipple confirmed
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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