if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
