so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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