I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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