apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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