Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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