who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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